GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from alien fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and invigorat